I like to think of myself as a funny person. I crack jokes, make puns, and generally try to make the people around me laugh. And even though my best friends roll their eyes at my witticisms, I know deep down they think I'm hilarious.
Okay, maybe very, very deep down.
In any case, it's a sad fact of life that not everyone can be as funny as me. (What can I say? It's my curse to bear). But what about everybody else? What options are there for the chronically unfunny?
Conveniently, a categorized and curated collection of quirky cups covered in comedic commentary.
While you're waiting for your funny bone to grow in, check out this list of 9 funny mugs that are perfect for getting a laugh out of your audience.
1. Caffeine, Sarcasm, and Inappropriate Thoughts
For that perfect trifecta of humor.
2. It's Not an Act
Because why care when everything is transitory, and thus a cosmic joke?
3. More Middle Fingers
Cathartic, and funny when well-timed!
4. I'm a Pacifist
Not only is it a play on words, but it's clearly not the definition of a pacifist!
If it works for WWE fighters, it must work here.
6. Shut Up
Silence really is golden.
7. Entry Level Employee
When you want to make them feel special, but not too special.
8. Flushing Toilet
For when the set-up is just as important as the payoff.
And for the last time, I did not mean "ducking"!
With mugs like these, you'll be fast on your way to being the funniest one in the room. As long as I'm not in it, that is.
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