Pssst. Hey, buddy. You want some of this drug? It’s available everywhere and totally unregulated. As a matter of fact, it’s the world’s most widely used psychoactive compound.
That sounds terrible, but it’s just caffeine. Coffee, tea, chocolate, cola… all perfectly normal. (You can get caffeine-free versions of these, too, but what would be the point?) People like to think they’re joking when they say that they’re addicted to caffeine, but just try to take the coffee maker out of an average office and see how far you get. It’s just so darned helpful!
March is National Caffeine Awareness Month, so here are ten reasons to be aware of caffeine.
1. To Get Through the Work Day
As mentioned above, being stuck in an office is a little easier when there’s coffee.
2. No More Work Days
It’s the stereotypical picture, sitting in a rocking chair on the porch with a steaming mug, watching the sunrise/sunset.
3. A Quiet Evening at Home
Just one more chapter. Okay, one more. Okay, this book’s getting finished tonight. Caffeine can keep you going.
4. Recovering from a Loud Evening Out
It honestly won’t do anything for a hangover, but it’ll help you focus so you can get things done.
5. You Have an Exam Tomorrow
Late night cram sessions wouldn’t be possible without generous amounts of caffeine.
6. Tea with Friends
Keep those gatherings lively.
7. Early Mornings
Jump start your brain whenever you have to get up before you really want to.
8. Late Nights
Caffeine helps detoxify the liver, so get started on flushing out those jello shots.
9. Because You Can’t Even
A coffee break is a great excuse to get away from annoying people.
10. Long Commutes
These large tumblers make sure you have enough caffeine to stay alert on your way to the office.
These are just a few excu…reasons to indulge your caffeine habit, but you can probably come up with many more. Look for those topics with the search tools on our Home Page. Go ahead and pick up mugs for the whole gang, because U.S. orders of two or more mugs get free shipping!