Most of you know one. Some of you may be one. They’re lawyers, and they are the backbone of our justice system. For every disparaging “ambulance chaser” remark, there are hundreds of men and women quietly toiling away in their offices, representing their clients to the best of their ability.
I have to say, I was very disappointed in the lawyers when I served on a jury. No dramatic witness reveals, no last minute evidence that turned testimony on its head, and no goading the defendant into a tearful confession. I mean, it was only a shoplifting case, but still…
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Justice is based on the way a society should be. The law is based on the way a society is. It just makes sense to have a lawyer on speed dial.
2. It’s Pretty Simple
You don’t get discounts for being a repeat defendant.
3. A Fool for a Client
Trust me, man. I’ve seen every episode of Suits.
4. Wise Advice
I wish internet comment sections worked like this.
5. Eschew Obfuscation
Because if it were easy, everyone would do it.
6. Exhibit A: I brought coffee.
The downside to being a lawyer is you never take anything at face value ever again.
7. Doesn’t Everybody?
Though that blindfolded woman in the toga is kinda hot.
8. Trust Me, There’s a Precedent
Is that why they call it the “Bar?”
9. The Polite Ones
I guess “Esquire” just isn’t as snappy.
10. I Have the Power of Attorney!
Sorry. I just really wanted to use that pun.
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