My mother had the unique ability to turn any car trip—no matter how short—into an hours-long, whirlwind tour of local restrooms. I suspect it had to do with the fact that she wouldn’t get in a car without a Thermos full of ice water. A Thermos that was the approximate size of a prosthetic leg.
Being a practical sort, I decided that when I had my own family to cart around, I wouldn’t allow any drinks in the car. Not only would it prevent spills, we’d make much better time. Of course, I had to stop just as often because the kids were always thirsty. Sigh.
So you’re probably thinking that there has to be a happy medium between forced dehydration and carrying around an aquarium-sized Big Gulp, right? There is, indeed. Meet our tumblers.
These double-walled, stainless steel pieces of perfect beveragosity keep 30 ounces of your favorite hot or cold drinks at just the right temperature for hours. That’s just shy of ¼ gallon (or almost 1 litre for you civilized folks with decent measuring systems). With a tapered style to fit any cupholder, you’ll make great time in your travels without turning yourself into jerky. We even put some funny stuff on ‘em. Take a look:
1. More work than you can handle.
If this is the reason you passed the bar, you’ll never have a do-nothing day.
2. If you can’t beat ‘em…
If you’ve ever been on a long trip with small children, I don’t have to explain this one.
3. Why is it called rush hour if nobody’s moving?
At least you’ll have enough coffee to get to work.
4. No Road Rage Allowed
And if you get stressed out anyway, they’ll know what to do.
5. Helloooo, Nurse!
The best way to get charged up for doing all of the real work.
All of our tumblers are available in multiple colors, so go nuts. We can also Customize them for you, so if you don’t see the one you need, let us know.