On my last golf outing, I shot a 72. And on the second hole…
I’m not exaggerating by much; I have never been good at golf. I can appreciate a nice drive, or a tricky shot, but I really don’t have the patience for the game. (Or the knowledge. Or the form. Or…) Putt-Putt is more my speed. I enjoy the different themes, and watching them go from simple courses with a loop and a windmill to multi-level courses with engineering and sound effects has been fun. If a golf course put in an animatronic dragon that really breathed fire, like my favorite Putt-Putt course has, I’d definitely get a membership.
August is National Golf Month, so even if your local course is boring (read: no robotic dragons), you can still enjoy the sport. Pick up one of our Golfing mugs for your favorite duffer!
1. Fine Print is Important
Why wait until the 19th hole? Just don’t put the cart into the pond, too.
2. Can’t Deny
I can handle putts, no problem. It’s getting the ball onto the stupid green that I find difficult.
3. No Dayplanner
Fortunately, golf is not a required retirement activity. Otherwise, I’d be in trouble.
4. Doctor’s Note
You should always follow your doctor’s instructions. Or at least go golfing with them.
I can’t resist a pun.
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